Rant's for Candy. [ Foamy's Rant: Hammers and Floodlights]

So, yeah.

Ironically humanity never ceases to piss me off. Case in point.

Dumb mother fuckers who write a check for a 3 dollar cup of coffee and start balancing their check in line while everyone waiting in line is having their ice cream melt.
Then their are these air-headed women throwing glitter all up in their faces as if it has some magical properties that's going to change their hideous appearance. Glitter SUCKS people, Stop it.

Lotto addicts that hold up the line at 7-11. They really piss me off. While all I want is a soda and a bag of chips, they have to ramble off about 100 different numbers, totally absorbed in there " It can happen to me " Mentality. " All you need is a dollar and a dream " And a severe beating. There's no such thing as easy money people, Get. A. Job.

People with bumper stickers that say " My daughter and my money go to Cornell university." Well isn't that nice. While you're wasting your money on your bimbo daughter who's making dorm room porno's, you've also let all the driver's on the road know that you have a teenage daughter attending a particular school. Now all we need to do is copy down your license plate number and get your personal information from the DMV website. Now we have all the information to hatch a clever plan and kidnap your daughter. Don't you know anything! It wouldn't hurt to think like a serial killer every once in a while just for the sake of prevention.

Children .. God i hate children. You people wit bratty little children need to stay away from restaurants. I don't go to restaurants to hear spoiled children cry while their parents do nothing but grin like idiot's while everyone withing a 10 block radius has has their meal ruined because " Little Johnny" Or " Tiny Leon" decided to have a fucking fit and is totally out of control. If you cant find a babysitter, stay the fuck home and order take out.

If you are one of these inconsiderate bastards, please remove yourself from society you see fit.
I suggest fire.